JuicyRocksmmmmmmmm

I like drinking rocks. They are so sweet and juicy. They have a crunchy texture too. You should try one. Just go outside, pick up a rock, and simply drink it. This is why I drink it every meal. It's so easy to get and so delicious. You can live forever with only rocks. You can live your whole life just with rocks. Go to somewhere like a forest where there is a bunch of rocks. Sure, you will be lonely, (Like me) but you get so many rocks. You can build a house out of rocks. Just make gathering rocks a hobby. You can do so many things with rocks. I even made a coat. I'm thinking of making a shop just for you people reading my bio for no reason. Come to my store at 123 sesame street. If you give me 100 rocks, I will give you 0 rocks!! I know right! Best deal ever known in history! Then you can drink that rock! Trust me, my rocks are picked with pure passion! They are so good! I even have a helper, Bob! He can teach you how to build a house, tree, blanket, anything you desire! This is totally not suspicious because I have many other recruitments! They're names are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z! They can all help you with your amazing legacy full of rocks, living in the wild! Oooo and I almost forgot! You can eat rocks too! Sometimes I like to eat rocks with my fork and knife made out of rock. Anyways, I hope you come check out my store and find out more about rocks! Remember, its 123 Sesame street! Also, I forgot to mention I have a phone made out of rock too! My phone number is 123-456-7890. See you in the rock shop! ;)