Ez_the_kiwi

Dear human/lizard person/ extraterrestrial being/sentient being, 
          It is my pleasure to announce that you have followed me! The rules are simple your soul belongs to me you must partake in my army and love cookies. T&C apply 
          Love Ez!
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          *you have 36 hours from when you first followed me to regain your soul
          *army participation is mandatory but if needed your application can be looked over if you can not participate (you will need a official reason with official stamp of approval such as doctors or a parental note)
          *cookies with fruit in them are not allowed to be eaten punishable by slapping you in the face with a flip flop from a to be determined old lady.