delicate, draco malfoy

27- cannon

phone & imessage!

draco
narcissa

draco, darling.

mother.

what is this i've been seeing about you and caroline?

what do you mean?

i've read at least three articles about how you wrote most of the songs on your album about her. and something about pansy posting something.

it's nothing.

clearly it's something. apparently you two are trending on yahoo.

it's nothing, mum.

draco. i was in labor with you for ten hours, you weighed four and a half kilos, tell me what's happening.

she liked me. for a while before we met, apparently, and i shot her down.

i am aware.

but i guess i started to like her back? i don't really know.

you obviously do. i listened to the album.

yeah...

so what else?

i, maybe, called her in the middle of the night a few times. said some things i maybe shouldn't have.

why'd you only call me when you're high.

yes.

you've always been incredibly emotionally stunted.

that's lovely.

but caroline is a nice girl, and you would be very lucky to have her.

i no longer use the word nice.

why is that?

i wouldn't be talking about that.

just like you won't be talking about how you wrote about being jealous of her boyfriend and that you want her to like you?

i'm going to hang up the phone now.

we'll be having dinner on friday, at 6.

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lolerz

pans
so like are you going to marry
care now?

dray
I just got a notification from this
chat, but I am unsure of who sent
it.

pans
are we doing this?

dray
It happened again. Maybe I need
to get my phone checked.

pans
this is ridiculous

b
in all fairness, you did post a very
private conersation

theo
on your very public instagram

pans
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
I DIDN'T KNOW

dray
You still did it.

pans
now that you're responding to my
texts
emphasized "so like are you going
to marry care now?"

dray
No.

pans
why not

theo
yeah you should
this is daphne btw
wait let me add myself

theo added user
pans changed user to daph

daph
Hello

b
hey daph

daph
Marry her immediately.
And have lots of cute babies.

dray
Why don't you have your own
babies?

daph
Lol
You couldn't pay me enough
money to ruin my vagina like that.
I have been told it's very nice and
I'd like to keep it that way.

theo
it is.

pans
you're so real for that
couldn't get me to get pregnant for
anything

b
you're literally a lesiban
you COULDNT get pregnant

pans
sperm banks exist blaisington

b
did you just call me blaisington?

pans
i wanted to first name you but blaise
is so casual

daph
It kinda is.
DRACO
PLEASE GET WITH CARE
AND HAVE ANGRY MAKE UP
SEX OF SOEMTHIGN SO YOU
CAN GET TOGETHER AND BE
HAPPY ANG MAKE A BABY FOR
ME TO PLAY WITH
Oops. Didn't meant the caps
Or all the typos
Typoes?
I don't know

dray
I will not be doing any of that
with Caroline.

b
don't be stupid

theo
we all know the lyrics you wrote
about her

daph
Sweater Weather is literally cannon

dray
What the fuck is cannon?

daph
Doesn't matter
Just grow a pair and text her

b
luna here!
your auras are very compatible,
and this situation is just making
you two able to actually realise how
you feel about each other.
i think it's really quite helpful for
your relationship.

dray
We don't have a relationship.

b
you do.
but it's okay that you don't
acknowledge it right now, at some
point you will realise your true
feelings and tell her.

dray
No I won't.

daph
Is this your admitting you have
feelings for her??

dray
No.

pans
yasss girl give us nothing!

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c speak!

rawr

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