Thirty-nine: This Has Nothing To Do With Me

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I'm just going to put random ass openings fan made or other anime now I just don't care about the Naruto openings anymore

*At an unnamed village*

Y/n: How much longer are you going to keep this up?

Shinobi: Until back up arrives!

Y/n: And again I told you that tell me back up is coming is a stupid move

Shinobi 2: Ahhh!! Shut up! You killed my wife! Whiles she was pregnant!

Shinobi 2 tries to attack you but you just kind of kick him into the ground

Y/n: Are you finished? Besides, your wife was a whore anyways. That kid wasn't even your child. Chakra signature was too different to be yours

Shinobi 2: Shut up! You lie!

Y/n: More like you can't accept that you have a small dick

Shinobi 2: Grrr!!

Y/n: But I do admit she was in the wrong and she was a slut

Shinobi: Ha! That was a distraction!

The Shinobi throws a kunai at you

Y/n: *Grabs it*

Shinobi: What?!

Y/n: This has got to be the most unfunny joke in history, you're not shinobi you're both just wanna be ninjas

Shinobi: What?!!

Y/n: Omg! Shut up!

Shinobi: Nev—!

Y/n: There, that ought to do it

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Y/n: There, that ought to do it

Shinobi 2: You monster I'll—!

Y/n: You should of kept your mouth shut

Y/n: You should of kept your mouth shut

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