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America: Last Christmas I gave you my heart~
America: but the very next day you call me gay *about to cry*
Phil: it's true anyways...

America: wow...the stars looks beautiful...
Phil: too bad I can't see them clearly
America: but you know what else is beautiful?
Phil: what?
Confederacy: the sweet release of death
America:
Phil: that sounds nice

America: *reading some amephil fanfics*
Phil: what are you doing?
America: *close the book* n-nothing
Phil: I think you were reading something and you close it thinking I can see something bad in it
America: *whispers* I forgot you're blind
Phil: *punchs America*
America: Ow! What was that for?!
Phil: i'm blind,not deaf!

America: if we were the last human on earth, would you marry me?
Phil: no...I'm not gay
America: damn it! I'm so dumb!
Phil: and gay!
Confederacy: *laughs*

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