Bartender: So, what can I get you two?
Russia: A beer for me and a Caprisun for the lady.
Belarus: Russia, please. I'm a grown woman.
Russia:
Belarus:
Belarus: I can order my own Caprisun.
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Incorrect countryhumans quotes because I have nothing better to do
HumorHonestly the title is enough of an explanation in itself. I'm probably going to regret this. Also I wanna make it clear that these quotes are just for fun. They aren't meant to be taken seriously or offend anyone.
