Greenland: I'm not the jealous type.
Antarctica: You punched one of my clients.
Greenland: He was trying to hold your hand!
Antarctica: It's called a handshake.
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Incorrect countryhumans quotes because I have nothing better to do
HumorHonestly the title is enough of an explanation in itself. I'm probably going to regret this. Also I wanna make it clear that these quotes are just for fun. They aren't meant to be taken seriously or offend anyone.
