Iceland: Here's a list of suspects I've put together so far.
Greenland:...Iceland, why is your name on the list?
Iceland: I don't remember where I was last Sunday, fool. Therefore I have no alibi. I've been tailing myself for the past three days.
Iceland, looking at a picture of himself: I know this bastard is onto something.
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Incorrect countryhumans quotes because I have nothing better to do
HumorHonestly the title is enough of an explanation in itself. I'm probably going to regret this. Also I wanna make it clear that these quotes are just for fun. They aren't meant to be taken seriously or offend anyone.
