America: I love working at Amazon during the holidays because you get to see all of the things people order for Christmas!
America: It's fun thinking about the earrings you just stuck in a box will earn a kiss!
America: Or that the little froggie rain boots you just shipped out will make some toddler miles and miles away squeal with delight!
America: ..... But then you box a huge dildo shaped like a fist....
Canada: Well, to be fair, that'll make someone squeal too.
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Incorrect countryhumans quotes because I have nothing better to do
HumorHonestly the title is enough of an explanation in itself. I'm probably going to regret this. Also I wanna make it clear that these quotes are just for fun. They aren't meant to be taken seriously or offend anyone.
