France: In German the word for cell phone translates to handy. Isn't that so cute! Why don't we say handy in English instead?
America: Because its slang for a hand job.
France visibly losing 5 years off of her life: Why are you like this?
Thank you for the suggestion on this one spagettikatt
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Incorrect countryhumans quotes because I have nothing better to do
HumorHonestly the title is enough of an explanation in itself. I'm probably going to regret this. Also I wanna make it clear that these quotes are just for fun. They aren't meant to be taken seriously or offend anyone.