Indo: Hello beautiful~
Mal: He's just teasing me.
Indo: Would you like to go out to dinner sometime?
Mal: Its just a friend hangout.
Indo: I got you some flowers.
Mal: He probably gave some flowers to Phil too.
Indo: *Kisses him*
Mal: That was a friend kiss.
Indo: I love you.
Mal: He means it platonically.
Indo: Will you marry me?
Mal: Platonic marriage, right?
Indo: Mal, if yOU DONT TAKE A FUCKING HINT-
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Incorrect countryhumans quotes because I have nothing better to do
HumorHonestly the title is enough of an explanation in itself. I'm probably going to regret this. Also I wanna make it clear that these quotes are just for fun. They aren't meant to be taken seriously or offend anyone.
