We Don't Talk About Bruno

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Thou Lord: I do belive it is time to bring this chat back from the dead. Minions and allies, your time is now.

Zoom: No, this chat was a mistake!

Boom: Like I said

Zoom: And it must remain in the grave!

Mama Mina: Too late!

Flex Tape: We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no! We don't talk about Bruno... But

Zoom: All hope is lost.

Daddy Issues: Who's Bruno?

Mama Mina: It was my wedding day

Flex Tape: It was our wedding day!

Broken Bones: Wait! You two got married?

Mama Mina: That's so sad... We must watch Encanto tonight!

Broken Bones:?

Daddy Issues:?

Mama Mina: We were getting ready, and there wasn't a cloud in thru sky

Flex Tape: No clouds allowed in the sky!

Mama Mina: Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin-

Flex Tape: Thunder!

Broken Bones: So, Bruno's quirk allows him to control the weather and he used it to wreck your wedding. That's rude.

Mom: Uh, no. Bruno can see the future.

Mama Mina: You telling this story, or am I?

Flex Tape: I'm sorry, mi vida, go on

Daddy Issues: What does mi vida mean?

Mom: It means 'my life' in Spanish, I think. You use it to someone you care about.

Mama Mina: Bruno said, "It looks like rain"

Flex Tape: Why did he tell us?

Mama Mina: In doing so, he floods my brain

Flex Tape: Abuela gets the umbrellas

Mama Mina: Married in a hurricane

Broken Bones: When did this happen?

Daddy Issues: And why weren't we invited?

Flex Tape: What a joyous day... But anyway

Mama Mina: We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!

Flex Tape : We don't talk about Bruno!

Daddy Issues: Wow. This would work with a 'we don't talk about Toya'

Broken Bones: But you guys were just talking about Bruno?

Hot Topic: Hey! Grew to live in fear of Bruno stuttering or stumbling. I could always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling. I associate him with the sound of fallen sand, ch-ch-ch

Hot Topic: It's a heavy lift with a gift so humbling. Always left Abuela and the family fumbling. Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand. Do you understand?

Broken Bones: Nope.

Pikachu: A seven foot frame. Rats along his back. When he calls your name it all fades to black. Yeah, he sees your dreams. And feasts on your screams.

Pikachu: We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!

Hot Topic: We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!

Flex Tape: Wd don't talk about Bruno

Mama Mina: We don't talk about Bruno

Kermit: He told me my fish would die. The next day dead! (No, no!)

Cocain: He told me I'd grow a gut and just like he said! (No, no!)

Best Boi: He said that all my hair would disappear now look at my head! (No, no! Hey!)

Kermit: Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read!

Daddy Issues: So, he's a monster, who ruined Sero and Mina's wedding. And has know Jiro for a long time. And is also a fortune teller?

Mom: He told me that the man of my dreams would be promised, and someday be mine. He told me that my power would grow like the grapes that thrive on the vines.

Ninja: Oye, Mariano's on his way

Hot Topic: He told me that the man of my dreams would be just out of reach, betrothed to another. It's like I hear him now.

Mom: Hey sis, I want not a sound out of you.

Hot Topic: It's like I can hear him now. I can hear him now.

Balloon: Um, Bruno... Yeah about that Bruno... I really need to know about Bruno... Give me the truth and the whole trust Bruno!

Pikachu: Isabela, your boyfriend's here!

Daddy Issues: Who's Isabela?

Broken Bones: And who's her boyfriend?

Mama Mina: Time for Dinner!

Broken Bones: It's 7am...

Pikachu: A seven foot frame

Mama Mina: It was my wedding day

Flex Tape: It was our wedding day

Pikachu: Rats along his back

Mama Mina: We were getting ready

Pikachu: When he calls your name

Mama Mina: and there wasn't a cloud in the sky

Pikachu: It all fades to black

Flex Tape: no clouds allowed in the sky

Pikachu : Yeah, he sees your dreams

Mama Mina: Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin

Pikachu: And feasts on your screams

Flex Tape: Thunder

Mama Mina: You telling this story, or am I?

Flex Tape: I'm sorry, mi vida, go on

Ninja: Oye, Mariano's on his way

Mama Mina: Bruno says, "It looks like rain"

Pikachu: A seven foot frame, rats along his back

Mama Mina: In doing so he floods my brain. Married in a hurricane

Flex Tape: He's here!

Mama Mina: Don't talk about Bruno, no!

Balloon: Why did I talk about Bruno?

Pikachu: Not a word about Bruno

Balloon: I never should've brought uo Bruno!

Pikachu: Where did Jiro and Momo go? They missed the last part?

Flex Tape: I think they're making out or something.

Mama Mina: And they are! Score!

Broken Bone: I'm so confused.

Pikachu: There's a movie called Encanto. I was hired to voice act as Camilo Madrigal, aka the cousin, aka the best character.

Mama Mina: He did really good!

Flex Tape: I am way more attractacted to Denki after watching the show. 100%.


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