Bakusquad

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Flex Tape: Ya'll, did you know we're pretty queer?

Pikachu: What? No! Psh-I'm like the straightest person ever

Mama Mina: Yeah! How dare you accuse us of such a thing. I respect heterosexual relationships only!

Flex Tape: Says the girl with married mothers and hangs posters of Zendaya, Zolita, and Hayley Kiyoko on her walls

Mama Mina: All straight women listen to Hayley Kiyoko religiously🙄

Boom: What in the name of Momo is going on?

Pikachu: The love of my life thinks I'm queer?

Baby Shark: Nah we're all totally straight.

Flex Tape: If ya'll are straight, I'm cis

Boom: Called it

Pikachu: The Dekusquad ows us.

Flex Tape: Wait... What, you all knew I was non-bianary?

Baby Shark: We all kinda already guessed

Flex Tape: And you guys didn't tell me? I just figured this out last night after a whole bunch of nights and days questioning if I was actually cis? It took me so many months and years! I thought we were friends. 😤

Mama Mina: I mean you constantly changing your pronouns in your bio on Instagram back and forth told us you probably weren't cis.

Baby Shark: We just all noticed that you seemed to not like being referred to as a guy around a week ago.

Flex Tape: I didn't even notice that.

Mama Mina: Yeah, well congrats on coming out.

Flex Tape: Dang. Well thanks.

Pikachu: No problem! You're our favorite babe anyway💕

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