What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family? (BNHA Chatfic)

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Katsuki: I fucking hate it here

Natsuo: Did you mean:

Natsuo:

Katsuki: No I fucking didn't also should you be making memes at a time like this?  You're as bad as retarded Pikachu

Natsuo: I didn't make it I looked it up 😤

Touya: Hey hey hey you're not allowed to be sending memes, mother is speaking

Shouto: You're one to talk.

Touya: Shut up bottom

Shouto: SHUT UP TINY DICK TOUYA

Touya: BOTTOM SHOUTO

Shouto: You know what Dabi stands for?  Dick ain't barely it

Touya: THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

Shouto: WELL IT DID TO ME SO FUCK OFF

Keigo: Midoriya come get yo man

Izuku: I think you should keep watch of yours...

Keigo: You think I haven't tried?  Dude, he's literally the only villain I have trouble keeping watch of AND WE'RE  E N G A G E D

Touya: Wtf does that mean :')

Shouto: WAIT TOUYA STANDS FOR TIP OUT UP YOUR ASS

Touya: STOP MAKING THINGS THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE

Fuyumi: What the hell happened in the last two seconds...

Natsuo: Shit I couldn't even tell you that

Shouto: ASK TINY DICK OVER HERE

Touya: I'M FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR SHIT CANADA LOOKING HEADASS

Touya: ALSO FUCK YOU MY DICK IS NOT TINY

Keigo: Debatable

Touya: :0

Touya: Yk what I'm having this stupid ass conversation with you later

Keigo: Oh yeah?  And then what?

Touya: be in bed at 8 ;)

Fuyumi: Aaaand we lost him again

Izuku: Kacchan say something :(

Katsuki: Fuck this, I'm tired of your dumbasses avoiding the fucking issues right in front of your fucking faces

Shouto: Don't talk shit about my coping mechanism :(

Izuku: Kacchan you hurt his feelings :(

Katsuki: Fuck you this ain't even my issue