Belarus, through a megaphone: COME ON, ICE BOY! POINT YOUR LOOKING BALLS AT YOUR FUTURE SECOND SPOUSE! YOU DUMB GORGEOUS BASTARD!
Norway, sticking his head out of his opened window: GET OFF OF MY LAWN- Wait. What's gonna happen to my first spouse?
Belarus: Nothing you can prove.
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Incorrect countryhumans quotes because I have nothing better to do
HumorHonestly the title is enough of an explanation in itself. I'm probably going to regret this. Also I wanna make it clear that these quotes are just for fun. They aren't meant to be taken seriously or offend anyone.
