Touya: I just realized that I can't change Natsuo's name out of spite
The Cooler Touya: What ever could you mean?
Touya: Bitch don't play dumb
Touya: You're the admin now, aren't you!?
The Cooler Touya: Perhaps
Touya: Give me back the power right now
The Cooler Touya: Nope
The Cooler Touya: I think it's better this way
Touya: Fuyumi would say otherwise
Fuyumi: Speak for yourself
Fuyumi: I actually AGREE with Natsu
The Cooler Touya: Suck it
Touya: What about you Shouto? You're always on my side, right?
Shouto: That's the funniest shit I've heard all week
Shouto: I'll be on your side once Oikawa goes to Shiratorizawa
Touya: I—
Touya: THAT'S NOT FAIR
Shouto: Yes it is
Touya: But Oikawa's never gonna go to Shiratorizawa, no matter how much Ushijima tries >:(
Shouto: Exactly
Touya: B i t c h
Touya: You know what, fuck you, I'm gonna do whatever I want now
Touya: AHEM
Touya: Ah ah ah ah
Touya: There's no need for pointless words
The Cooler Touya: huh..?
The Cooler Touya: wait oh shit
Touya: But why?
Touya: I want to make you all all all all mine
Touya: I wanna wanna touch your
Shouto: ...
Touya: BODY BODY
Touya: BODY BODY BODY
Touya: BODY BODY
Touya: BODY BODY BODY BODY
Touya: BODY BODY
Shouto: STOP SAYING BODY BEFORE I FUCKING PUKE
Izuku: Wait I just came back from washing the dishes, what in the world is going on?
Touya: BODY BODY BODY
Touya: BODY BODY
Touya: BODY BODY BODY BODY
Shouto: You came at the wrong time, please turn back now
Izuku: Huh..? Why ;-;
Touya: 3 2 1 Let's session
Touya: Check check check tasting you
Shouto: Your innocence needs to be protected, that's why
Touya: No no no no no ah
The Cooler Touya: Innocence??
The Cooler Touya: Stop playin, he doesn't have any innocence
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What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family? (BNHA Chatfic)
FanfictionIn which the chaotic energy of the Todoroki siblings drives Enji crazy
