Class 1-gAy chat

We Need To Talk

Mom:Alright everyone, as the classes unofficial therapist, we need to talk.

Pikachu:Uh oh.

Mom:Everyone in this class comes to me for some reason.

Mom: Some of you guys like Jiro, Ojiro, Tsu, Sato, Koda, and Shoji, come to me to just relax. But some of the others have really big issues that have been made by other classmates.

Mom: I'll be going down one by one.

Mom: Aoyama, stop putting cheese around Midoriya's room. It's creepy. It took us a long time to find all the cheese you've hidden in your room. At this point Midoriya sleeps in Koda's room because of how traumatized he is. Once Kami was eating a cheese stick and Midoriya screemed and hid under the table. Please stop with the cheese.

✨Baggett✨: Fine, but how else do I bond with him?

Broken Bones: We could train together, or maybe go to the movie theater from time to time?

✨Baggett✨: Alright~ I'll definitely stop with the cheese~🧀🧀🧀

Mom: Anyway Midoriya please stop mumbling. It bothers the whole class.

Broken Bones: Sorry.

Mom: Alright, now Iida. We know you're trying to do your job, but you don't have to yell at us to sit down. We know what to do now.

Vroom: Yes Ma'am!

Mom:Uraraka, please stop using people's objects to practice. We know you're trying to use fragile stuff to get better, but please don't use your classmates' belongings!

Balloon:Alright...

Mom: Todoroki, please, for everyone's sake, stop sitting on the fridge.

Daddy Issues:...

Mom:Shinso, please on everyone's behalf, go to my therapy sessions. You need it. I'll be more than happy to help, we all want you to be happy, and it might help you get in a better state of mind. So, please, come to my therapy sessions.

Expresso: Thank you, I will, maybe sometimes join

Mom: No problem. Hagakure, please stop sneaking around and poking people. It's scary. The amount of people that need to go to therapy for it is extremely high.

 :Alright...

Mom: Tokayami, please sleep. I know you have trouble, so does Shinso. I'd like you both to work with me to find a better way to help you guys to sleep more.

Expresso: Thank you, but I think I amon the verge of finding a solution.

Emo Bird: Alright, thank you for your help and consern with our problems.

Baby Shark: Momo, you do know you can come to us if you need help too, right!

Earbuds: You do so much for the class, and we'd do anything for you.

Mom: Thank you, I'll keep that in mind!

Mom:Now, Bakugo. Please stop yelling. It gives everyone a headache. You take things too far and it ends up disastrous. Also please stop scaring your classmates.

Boom: tsk

Mom:Kaminari, please stop sending us meme. Also study too, you need to get smarter.

Pikachu:Rude

Pikachu Translator: He means thank you, what you said was so true it hurt.

Mom: Thank you, Sero. Now Sero, about your stuffed animal collection.

Pikachu Translator:Oh no.

Mom:Please keep them in your room and not randomly popping out of no where. It's scarier when you use your dolls.

Pikachu Translator:But, they're adorable...

Mom:Mina, please stop break dancing after eating cereal. It's scary. Also, why do you always pop out of no where? It's scary. This also goes for Sero too. Sometimes we'll find you guys under the washing machine, on the ceiling, in a cabinet, please stop.

Pinky Pie: Don't hate on our abilities. We're practicing to scare off villains.

Mom: Kirishima, please stop jumping on people. You do it all the time, and while we love your affection, it's becoming a bit too much.

Baby Shark:😟😢😞

Mom:Bakusquad... See more information in the book I printed out for you guys.

Pinky Pie: Some things must never be known to the outside world.

Pikachu Translator:Uh, Momo. It's 59,502,742,960 pages long.

Mom: That's only volume one.