Class 1-gAy chat

Dekusquad

Vroom:I need therapy? Do you guys know anyone who can help with trauma?

Daddy Issues:Midoriya

Vroom: Thank you. Midoriya, help.

Broken Bones: Alright Iida. What happened?

Vroom:Them.

Balloon:What did they do this time?

Vroom: I was sitting down in the common room kitchen. It was before everyone was awake so I took that timr to relax with some orange juice.

Kero: That sounds relaxing. I usually swim in the mornings to get prepared for the day.

Vroom: Then they came. At first I didn't mind them, but then things began spiraling out of control.

Vroom:They had all decided to eat cereal. Bakugo put his cereal then put the milk, but Sero put the milk in first.

Balloon: *Gasp* How awful

Vroom:Bakugo began screaming at him and he just sat there with a smile, not blinking, not moving. It was terrifying.

Kero: I've done that before. It's a pretty good way to block out the loud classmates.

Vroom: You don't get it. The face he made, it was terrifying.

Broken Bones: And what about the others?

Vroom:Kirishima was just reading webcomics and fanfictions on his phone quietly. But instead of putting milk with his cereal he put protein shake. Strawberry flavored, thick, protein shake.

Kero:...

Vroom:Then the other two.

Balloon: Uh oh.

Vroom:Kaminari would take a bite of cereal, then a sip of milk, but keep them in his mouth. He'd then gurgle them together in his mouth after every bite. It was scary.

Balloon: And Mina?

Vroom: She ate thr cereal by itself, then she drank the milk. After that she began breakdancing. She then yelled, "It's all combined in my belly now!"

Daddy Issues:Her breakdancing was really good, though.

Vroom: It was.

Daddy Issues: Though you did break down and cry while all of this was going on.

Broken Bones: Iida, I think you need Momo to help you. She's much more qualified.

Vroom:How did you know I broke down?

Daddy Issues:I was there the whole time.

Vroom: Really?

Daddy Issues: Yeah. I was eating cereal on top of the fridge the whole time. I even passed you the orange juice.

Vroom: What?

Daddy Issues: I couldn't sleep. Decided to sit on the fridge.

Vroom:... I'll just go to Momo now.