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Pinky Pie: So I was watching MMA with the Bakusquad and it's pretty gay.

Pikachu: It was soo gay!

Baby Shark: I don't understand why people say gays don't like sports because all sports are gay in one way or another

Broken Bones:???

Pikachu Translator: Name a sport and we'll explain!

Broken Bones: Football

Pikachu: It isn't ranked high on gayness.

Pinky Pie: But they do get awfully close and usually in professional leagues they don't mix genders. The reason is they want it to be as gay as possible!

✨Baggett✨: America Football

Baby Shark:Men tackle each other into hugs!

Daddy Issues: What's the gayest sport?

Boom: Wrestling

Pikachu: Have you seen what they wear?

Pikachu Translator: It's so tight and your opponent can see so much of you!

Pinky Pie: Then they twist around each other!

Baby Shark: You could call it hugging, but they do more than just hug!

Vroom: Tennis

Boom: Any sport that requires you to wear short shorts is gay.

Vroom: How?

Boom: Idiot! You need to focus on the ball! While playing in shorts!

Vroom: But men don't wear short shorts in that game.

Boom: That's because they're trying to hide the fact that it's gay. Doesn't help.

Emo Bird: We thank you deeply for your knowledge

Ninja: Everything's gay

Earbuds: That's true

Mom: How about other stuff?

Pinky Pie: Tea: do I really have to explain it?

Boom: Balls: You figure it out

Pikachu: criss cross apple sauce: Turned every gay

Pikachu Translator: Coffee: Keeps you up all night

Baby Shark: The gym: A place wear people usually go to without shirts or with shirts that show off the abs.

Daddy Issues: Pans: This needs no explanation

Vroom: Paint: Something that allows you to make rainbows on anything

✨Baggett✨: Drama club! All the gays are always in it!

Mom: British Accents: I can't help it! They all sound gay!

 :Perfume: Who wears colon*I can't spell*? It stinks! Want to spell nice wear perfume! Hayley Kyoko is making some lesbian perfume!

Monkey: Wow. Makes sense.

Best Boi: What's straight?

Cocain: Not us, definitely not this school

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