Shouto: How to Disown Your Father - a guide by Shouto Todoroki
Natsuo: Oh sweet, a book that I'd actually read
Shouto: Step 1 - Declare your teacher as your new legal guardian
Natsuo: I don't like my teachers, can Fuyumi be my legal guardian
Fuyumi: What makes you think I want to deal with a 19 year old who still drinks Caprisun?
Natsuo: LEAVE MY CAPRISUNS OUT OF THIS
Natsuo:
Shouto: Step 2 - Date/get married to a rival of his ( or the son of his rival )
Touya: Keigo, get in the car, we're going on a fucking spree
Natsuo: Sir, this is a McDonald's drive thru
Keigo: Wait but you still don't have a car
Natsuo: Like the poor ass hoe you are 💅🙄
Touya: FUck it, I'm coming over
Shouto: Step 3 - Take a shit on his computer
Natsuo: Touya, come back, I have a strange request
Touya: I don't understand, do you not know how to take a shit on your own?
Natsuo: I—
Touya: Piss off and do it yourself you fucking coward
Shouto: Step 4 - Expose him
Touya: Time to ruin this man's whole career
Touya: gEt Me ThE cAmErA cReW
Natsuo: What are you gonna do? Expose him on public TV?
Touya: :D
Shouto: Step 5 - FLAT OUT BLACKMAIL HIM UNTIL THE MOB GETS HIM
Fuyumi: My specialty
Touya: You still didn't blackmail me btw
Fuyumi: Who says I haven't been?
Touya: What
Touya: Don't fucking tell me that's why that crusty ass bitch as been destroying all my fucking pants
Keigo: Wait I just thought you liked walking around in underwear
Touya: Only when you're around
Touya: But if I had to be honest, it's even more comfortable without anything on ;)
Natsuo: Does anyone have extra bleach?
Shouto: Step 6 - Pour water on his head so that his flames go out
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