Kiss, Marry, Kill

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Alian Queen: We're going to play a game!

Vroom : This is supposed to be for school work!

Alian Queen: Corpse said it was so we could bond together, so let's play Kiss, Marry, Kill!

Vroom: What? Killing is unacceptable! And we are all too young to get married!

Alian Queen: I'll go to the randomizer, and spin it three times. You will get three people. You have to pick which one to kiss, marry, and kill!

Vroom: We're not playing it!

Pikachu: Yes!

Bakugo: Can I kill them all?

Alian Queen: No! You have to kiss one. Marry one. And kill one. Tho, you won't actually be killing, marring, or kissing! Also you have to say why you'd kill the person you choose to kill.

Alian Queen: Let's start!

Alian Queen: Aoyama: Choose Midoriya, Jiro, & Uraraka.

✨Baggett✨: Marry Midoriya, Kiss Uraraka, Kill Jiro. I'm not interested in women, and I find that Uraraka's emotional rollercoaster on who she likes to be fun. So, sorry Jiro. ✨✨✨

Alian Queen: My turn, I got Tsu, Koda, and Shinso! Marry Tsu, kiss Koda, and Kill Shinso. Sorry Shinso, but I don't know you that well yet, and I can't bear to kill any of them since I've known them longer! Sorry!

Expresso: No problems, I want to die.

Alian Queen: Shinso no!

Alian Queen: It's Tsu's turn, Tokoyami, Uraraka, or me!

Ribbit: Marry Uraraka, kiss Mina, Kill Tokoyami. I'm only interested in women, soo, ribbit.

Alian Queen: Iida, you have Tokoyami, Midoriya, and Tsu.

Vroom: Marry Midoriya, Kiss Tsu, kill Tokoyami. I wouldn't want to kill anyone, but as Tsu is one of my very close friends, closer to me than Tokoyami, I'm sorry.

Emo Bird: It's alright, it's just a game.

Alian Queen: Uraraka, you have Tsu, Bakugo, and Koda.

Balloon: Marry Tsu, Kiss Koda, kill Bakugo, he's mean and has made my friends sad, so, yeah.

Alian Queen: Ojiro, you have Todoroki, Momo, and me.

Monkey, Marry Momo, kiss Todoroki, kill Mina. They're rich and I'm still kinda mad at the nickname.

Alian Queen: Sorry, not sorry. Kaminari you have Koda, Jiro, and Sato.

Pikachu: Marry Jiro, kiss Sato, kill Koda. Sorry dude, it's just that Jiro is my main girl and Sato can cook.

Alian Queen: Kiri, you have Kaminari, Hagakure, and Uraraka.

Baby Shark: Marry Kaminari, kiss Hagakure, and kill Uraraka. Sorry, just think of it as payback for killing Bakubro.

Alian Queen: Koda, you have Me, Midoriya, anf Uraraka.

Best Boi: Marry Midoriya, kiss Uraraka, Kill Mina. 😖Sorry, It's just that you scare the birds!

Alian Queen: No harm done! Sato, you have Tsu, Iida, and Koda.

Cocain: Marry Koda, kiss Iida, and kill Tsu. Sorry, I just think that I could learn a lot school wise from Iida.

Alian Queen: Ooh, we're getting lots of stuff revealed. Shoji, you have Koda, Jiro, and Hagakure.

Octopus: Marry Koda, kiss Jiro, kill Hagakure. Sorry, at the end of the day Jiro jas really good music and I am better friends with her. No offense Hagakure, you're still a great friend, I'm just closer to Jiro.

: Non Taken, I understand!

Alain Queen: Jiro, you have Tokoyami, Hagakure, and Koda.

Emo Music: Marry Hagakure, kiss Tokoyami, kill Koda. I'm a lesbian and Tokoyami is my bandmate. Sorry.

Alian Queen: Sero, you have Bakugo, Sero, and Tsu.

Flex Tape: I have myself?

Alian Queen: Yeah, just do it regularly!

Flex Tape: Okay! Marry Tsu, kiss Bakugo, kill me! I won't let my friends die!

Alian Queen: Such a Hero! Tokoyami, you have yourself, Momo, and Tsu.

Emo Bird: Marry Momo, kiss Tsu, kill myself. I've have enough of life.

Expresso: Mood

Emo Music: Mood

Alian Queen: Todoroki, you have Koda, Kirishima, and Tsu.

Daddy Issues: Marry Koda, kiss Kirishima, kill Tsu, I'm not interested in girls.

Alian Queen: Hagakure, you have Uraraka, Aoyama, and Kaminari!

:Marry Uraraka, kiss Aoyama, kill Kaminari, he's kinda of annoying!

Pikachu: RUDE!

Alian Queen: Bakago, you're turn! You have Uraraka, Tokayami, and Kaminari!

Boom: SHUT UP RACCOON EYES! Marry the emo, kiss Pikachu, kill round face, if I kissed Pikachu I might get an electrical shock and die,then I won't have to live with knowing I kissed him.

Alian Queen: Midoriya, you have Shinso, Sero, and Uraraka.

Broken Bones: Um, Marry Uraraka, Kiss Shinso, kill Sero. Sorry, I just don't know and you kinda came in last! Sorry!

Flex Tape: No harm done man! I understand!

Alian Queen: Shinso, you have Shoji, Hagakure, and Midoriya!

Expresso: Marry Midoriya, kiss Shoji, kill Hagakure, I'm gay and know Midoriya the best from this class. Aside from Jiro and Tokoyami.

Alain Queen: Last, but not least, Momo! You have Uraraka, Todoroki, and Jiro!

Mom: Marry Jiro, Kiss Todoroki, kill Uraraka, It's just because I wasn't sure of who to pick.

Alian Queen: If I kept track currently, Aoyama got 1 kiss
I got 1 kiss and 2 kills
Tsu got 3 marrys, 2 kissess, and 2 kills
Iida got one kiss
Uraraka got 3marrys, 2 kisses, and 3 kills
Ojiro got nothing
Kaminari got 1 kiss, marry, and kill
Kirishima got 1 kiss
Koda got 2 kiss and kills and 3 marrys
Sato got 1 kiss
Shoji got 1 kiss
Jiro got 2 marrys, and 1 kiss and kill
Sero got 2 kills
Tokoyami got 3 kills and 1 kiss and marry
Todoroki got 2 kisses
Hagakure got 2 kills and 1 kiss and marry
Bakugo got 1 kill and kiss
Midoriya got 4 marrys
Shinso got 1 kill and kiss
Momo got 2 marrys

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