Expresso

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Corpse: Hello everyone, I'm glad you all seemed to get along with Shinso today. He's going to join the chat.

*Shinso has joined Class 1-gAy*

*Corpse has kicked Trash out of Class 1-gAy*

Shinso: Hey

*Alian Queen has changed Shinso's name to Expresso*

Expresso: Is this normal?

Alian Queen: Yup!

Vroom: Unfortunately.

Expresso: Well, hello. Thank you for taking me in.

Mom: No problem Shinso, we're glad you're here.

Mom: Especially since M*neta was the one getting kicked out.

Expresso: Um, sorry, but who are you?

Mom: Sorry, Mina changed everyone's names, I'm Momo.

Expresso: Okay, I guess I'll try to guess who is everyone once they speak.

Vroom: Okay, could you please state you pronouns, second gender, and sexuality?

Expresso: Sure. He/Him, Alpha, Gay

Expresso: You're Iida, right?

Vroom: Yes

Expresso: May I know who the alpha's and omega's are? If that's alright.

Vroom: Me, Momo, Bakugo, Todoroki, & Shoji are alphas.

Vroom: Tokoyami, Midoriya, Jiro, and Kirishima are omegas. The rest are betas.

Expresso: Cool

Best Boi:👋

Expresso: Hi. Who are you?

Best Boi: Koda😊

Alian Queen: What do you guys think will happen if we put all our names in a randomizer to see who the computer ships us with?

Boom: No!

Expresso:?

Pikachu: Yes!

Alian Queen: Okay so this what happened.

Alian Queen:
Shinso x Todoroki
Iida x Todoroki
Mina x Kaminari
Kaminari x Hagakure
Momo x Shinso
Aoyama x Hagakure
Midoriya x Kaminari
Todoroki x Uraraka
Bakugo x Kirishima
Sato x Aoyama
Shoji x Midoriya
Jiro x Momo
Koda x Bakugo
Uraraka x Shoji
Sero x Hagakure
Tsu x Todoroki
Kirishima x Sato
Tokoyami x Iida
Hagakure x Momo
Ojiro x Kaminari

Alian Queen: I only ship two of those.

Expresso: Sorry Momo, I'm only interested in men.

Expresso: While Todoroki is hot, he's not really my type

Daddy Issues: Don't worry, same here

Momo: Don't worry Shinso, I currently have my eyes on someone else.

Alian Queen: Well, according to the wheel it's either Jiro or Hagakure

Alian Queen: I'm placing my bets on Jiro.

Mom: Why are you targeting me?

Expresso: Sorry

Mom: You're fine, I'm talking to Mina.

Alian Queen: Look, how about we all say something like a clue about our crush!

Alian Queen: I currently don't have one!

Expresso: They're not in this class

Mom: Fine. They can get extremely shy, which I find adorable.

Vroom: Don't have one

✨Baggett✨: Don't have one!

Expresso: Aoyama?

✨Baggett✨: Oui✨

Broken Bones: They're really calm most of the time.

Balloon: They're extremely Heroic!

Expresso: Midoriya and... ?

Balloon: Uraraka!

:They're athletic

Expresso:???

: Hagakure!

Pikachu: They are hot!

Flex Tape: They are a dummy!

Expresso: Kaminari & Sero

Best boi: They are extremely sweet❤️

Monkey: They're energetic

Expresso: Koda and Ojiro

Daddy Issues : They are dangerous

Cocain: They're shy

Boom: Stupid

Expresso: Todoroki,?, Bakugo

Cocain: Sato

Octopus: They're adorable

Emo Music: They're extremely kind

Baby Shark: They're extremely manly!

Emo Bird: They're extremely calm.

Expresso: Shoji, Jiro, Kirishima, Tokoyami

Baby Shark: Good job! That was good!

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