~happily depressed~

//í dєrívє hαppínєѕѕ frσm pєσplє ѕpαmmíng mє//

ʎluəɹɟ

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-мy naмə ιѕ JJ

I have a severe fear of forgetting things. This complies with athazagoraphobia. However, unlike athazagoraphobia, I do not have the fear of being forgotten myself, for that is a mere fact of life.

<<FOUNDER OF THE COLLINS CLUB>>

I'm biologically female but any pronouns will do.

When I say I'm soft or smol, that equates to me using shorthand (ex. u instead of you, okie instead of okay), being v sweet, sometimes me being persuaded easily... don't take advantage of that please. I'd like to be treated like a good human ❤️

I use the term "buzzed out" to describe how I feel when I'm too exhausted to write, and the term "I'm sorry" when I can't bring myself to even pick up the phone.

I'm from Texas and I have a horse who I ride regularly, so I'm legally allowed to say "yeehaw"
Also yes I have a cowboy hat and boots and spurs, come at me bro, I'm a Certified Cowboy™️

You can continue to read this, or you can fall into the pit of wattpad-ness. Pick your poison.

I'm single as *voice cracks* hEcK? (jk)

Pansexual (even though I'll say I'm gay)

Hey Ryan Ross, God said 'Adam and Eve', not 'start a band and leave'...

ᴊᴏᴋᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ᴠ ғᴜɴ. ɪ ɢᴏᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғғ ᴏғ ᴘᴇᴛᴇ ᴡᴇɴᴛᴢ ᴅᴍ ᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ ɪᴛ,,


~The Collins Club~ (Sam Collins, aka best boi)

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@JLaurens_TurtleBoy
@dont-sleep
@-sluttydeku
@TXNNXR
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I love you all! :D
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  • JoinedAugust 16, 2016



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