Vine of the Week: "There's only one race. The human race." "WhaT aBouT nASCaR?!"

And now, for some quotes by said wizard.

"So touch his butt back then."
"KFC stands for Kentucky Fried Children."
"It'S fAsTEr IF yOu rOll!"
"What's goin' on, bread slices? Are your parents not accepting of you because of your sexuality or gender identity? I'm your parent now. You hungry? You want some Mac and Cheese?"
"You might need to go back to school, sir.."
"Don't cheat kids, or do.. I don't know."

According to, ahem, roleplays with Luna/@BiLociqraptor, this is now facts:
• Pepsi and Thomas Jefferson are married
• Pepsi and Thomas have a daughter named Jazzy
• Thomas and Pepsi have two dogs, one ferret, and one hellhound
• Their animals' names are: Bear (hellhound), Harley (German Shepherd), Milo (husky), and Draco (ferret)
• Luna di Angelo is Jazzy's godmother

"Don't be who you isn't!" - Rafael Casal, Blindspotting.

"Welcome to Oakland, bitch." - Rafael Casal, Blindspotting

"Oh, you got a Vegan burger." - Daveed Diggs, Blindspotting
"Why the fuck would they give me that?" - Rafael Casal, Blindspotting

"Oh? You ain't vibing with me, fine. Bye bye, and delete me, hoe." - Rafael Casal, Easy Come Easy Go

"The reality is messier and richer, kids.
The reality is not a pretty picture, kids." - Aaron Burr, Hamilton.

"Its a pornnado!" - Jimmy, The Real O'Neals

"Maybe the pornnado blew it off the bed!" - Jimmy, The Real O'Neals

"Now that was homophobic :)" "Thank you :3" - Kenny and Jimmy, The Real O'Neals

If all people assume that men with long hair are gay and women with short hair are lesbian, then I'm going to assume that all bald men are eagles.

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