Hallo! I am Dylan!

I have come from the far away land of Quotev to expand my knowledge of fanfiction!

Actually, I was here before I was on Quotev.


I just needed something to put there for a medieval sentence.

Maybe I'm a girl. Maybe I'm a boy.

The world will never know.

Question of the day:

Why is most of society stupid? Is it some kind of disease?

Run before you catch the Idiot Disease, people.

How does Pit get dressed every morning? He literally wears a bedsheet.

Go figure.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a donkey?

I ASSume it would be BUTTiful!

(I'm not sorry.)

Poptarts are love, poptarts are life.

No one can say otherwise.

I have no life. You can tell by this description.

What does the fox say? Does he yip? Or bark?


You've wasted the last 30 seconds of your life on a stupid description.

You deserve an award.
  • I'm right behind you. *TFS Popo voice* Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
  • JoinedSeptember 18, 2015

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