"Every story's made before it's told" (Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!).

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  • JoinedJanuary 19, 2015



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woe-is-Muke woe-is-Muke Dec 09, 2017 04:02AM
It's weird to think that I've been reading @larry_lashton 's books since I was in like 7th grade and here I am 4 years later still reading them 
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Stories by woose
Kids With Guns *Kellic by woe-is-Muke
Kids With Guns *Kellic
They're turning us into monsters. They're turning us into fire. They're turning us into monsters. It's all de...
Compliments (Phan AU) by woe-is-Muke
Compliments (Phan AU)
"Hello. You're looking beautiful today." "T-thank you."
My Life Is A Conicidence by woe-is-Muke
My Life Is A Conicidence
I was reading a phanfic and I was like "WOAH TOMMY IS MY BROTHER'S NAME" and people were asking que...
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