I'm in love with colleen ballinger it's fine you're fine we're all fine 

also @sabinaelizabethh is the love of my life and that's all you need to know

but also some other kool kat facts -

- Letters To David
- For Him
- Back and Fatter Than Ever Baby
- Good Match (KOTLC fanfiction)

Other accounts: @abitstressed and @werewvlf

-You can ask me stuff here https://curiouscat.me/turtleswift01

- taylor swift is the love of my life
- I'm 4'9ft tall pls don't step on me
- I wear glasses
- Mormon
- I started writing because I wanted to prove to my sister I'm better than her. I was joking but it turns out I actually am #youlearnsomethingnew
- Keeper Of The Lost Cities is my favorite book
- I'm in six collab accounts but use pretty much none of them. @-crashlandings- @_FluffingBunnies_ @PurpleAwesomePandas @pulchritudegenes @Coworkers_Work and @BiggestCollabEver

- Best ranks from back when they mattered:
Humor #785 : A Turtles Rant : 10-11-14
Nonfiction #81 : A Turtles Rant : 10-10-14
Short Story #119 : Letters To David : 12-5-14
Nonfiction #77 : My Memory Log : 3-4-16

i joined wattpad 08/21/13

I'm usually on twitter so even though I always answer PMs on here, I answer faster there: turtleswift01 or emilystansalot
  • In the future dying alone with my thirty-two cats
  • JoinedAugust 22, 2013

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Updated list of survey links for new covers for most of my books! :) (one only has one cover so essentially just be like "yeah the new ones good" or "this new one is garbage so i'm picking the origi...
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