Love me some damn mouth-watering food!!!!!!!!

I can't really believe that I'm going along with this... whatever THIS is!! Just tells me how much of my grey matter I've inexplicably lost in my 15yrs of existence. Oh well, here goes:

The name is Vanya. Crazy Vanya(did ya see what I did here?). And I'M crazy And weird. Period. Totally absolutely, completely insane. I pride myself for being a very logical(ahem!) and creative person who gets all sorts if crazy ideas for books while going to sleep. I'm a messy person; if my wardrobe doesn't make you faint, my bedroom surely will. Oh, and I can't solve a bloody simple math problem to save my life. Also, I'm terrified of lizards. Disgusting, nasty creatures, those!

I've a BF of 2yrs. He's the love of my life, the reason of my existence. His name is Mr. Beddy McBed. He's my future fiance and husband. Yup, you read right.

What I can do: curse like a sailor, stalk hot boys on Insta, sleep, eat like a pig, talk incessantly, sing, read and write stories, watch movies and make lame jokes. 

What I can't do: write poems, dance, stay out of trouble, political a filter in my mouth, walk without tripping on my two goddamn feet and shop.
  
I'm Finnick's Annie, Peeta's Katniss, Maxon's America, Percy's Annabeth, Evan's Cassie, Four's Tris, Thomas's Teresa, Damon's Elena, Harry's Ginny, Ron's Hermione, Leo's Calypso, Edward's Bella, Cupid's Psyche........ 

Oh, and I'm the Empress of Sarcasm, if you haven't noticed by now!! 

Love ya all!!♥♥

P.S. If you wanna make a new friend, I'm. always here.