↠ 'small asskicker'

➸ Books:

•His Fake Assistant: semi finished
•Caged Doll: not published yet
•The Alpha King: not published yet

⍏ I'm that kind of person that if a bycicle pasts her would scream:


⌔ I'm the queen of sleeping, no one can beat me


⇻ If you say that yo baby is 24 months old, I reply with:

'2. Yo child is 2.'

➷ I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words.

'Nah I wouldn't mind really punching them tho'

≫ Feed yo own ego I'm busy.

✫ I speak 5 languages
yo mum

≽ Don't give up yo dreams. Keep sleeping.

➶Things I always say:

'I need to pee'


'What. The actual mushroom.'

'The fudge not'

'Go sit on a cactus'

'I just cannot'

♘ I love all my readers, ♥


Adios, BISH!
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tom-yumke tom-yumke Sep 16, 2018 06:14PM
Well..... hi *waves shyly*It’s hard, it’s really hard to update, because once I update it would mean the end of His Fake Assistant and I got so attached to this book. It has been one year since I’v...
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