"I don't drink while I write. You can't write serious stuff and drink."

― Ernest Hemingway

"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they're happy."
― Dorothy Parker
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Stories by Thomas Nielsen
Steps In Slowmotion by thniels
Steps In Slowmotion
The lives - and fates - of seven people cross in five-and-a-half absurd tales of seemingly unrelated grim hor...
Blind by thniels
A young man escapes from a 1930s lunatic asylum and brings with him a blind old man on the brink of senility...
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Weekend Write-In by thniels
Weekend Write-In
Wattpad Weekend Write-In... small, prompted stories of exactly 500 words.
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