ᵗʰᵉ f'ᵗⁿᵉˢˢᵍʳᵃᵐ ᵖᵃͨᵉʳ ᵗᵉˢᵗ

THE FITNESSGRAMᵗᵐ PACER TEST BUT
                                         ...as a human

        the fitnessgramᵗᵐ pacer test is a
        multistage aerobic capacity test
        blah blah blah

       I'm basically here to judge your 
       running skills and your shoes
       to see if you're an athlete or not.

[[ this is purely for humor -- please don't take anything personally ! ]]