Hi.

My name is Life.

I put you all into existance.

Don't believe the lies your parents told you.

I created you.

Not them.

Anyways, I got bored, so now I'm here.

And stop giving back the lemons.

They were gifts.

Learn how to make lemonade.
  • Watching You All. I'm Dissapointed.
  • JoinedJanuary 24, 2019


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theofficiallife theofficiallife May 02, 2019 12:35AM
Hello everyone!Sorry for my inactivity lately.I was busy trying to keep Death from going on a murderous rampage.Anyways, I was just wondering if anyone needs any lemons?They're free.Take them.
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