If you can't be intelligent, be clever. If you can't be clever, be funny. If you can't be intelligent, clever or funny: why is Doug Ford on my Wattpad profile page?
Please enjoy the fact that my username is almost a pun.
Four different short story collections to look through:
- The (Short) Story of the Evil Umbrella
A collection of short stories of all different lengths and genres. Completed, with a summary of every story inside to help pick which ones you want to read!
- Lemons Float
My second collection of short stories. Will be updated semi-regularly.
- 5 Miles South
Horror stories or short stories that I am otherwise uncomfortable posting to my main short story collections.
- They Found Me on Reddit
A series of short stories based on prompts from the r/WritingPrompts subreddit!
And the second draft of a 15 000 sci-fi crime noir novella hopefully coming in the next few months!
- Hufflepuff Common Room
- JoinedApril 6, 2015