The New Old Testament is a re-imagining of the Bible as told to you by the drunk guy at the party. A drunk guy who seriously knows his scripture.

It's part adaptation, part commentary, and 100% not for people who take the Bible too seriously. It shares just as much DNA with animated shows like South Park, Rick and Morty, and Archer as it does with the Old Testament.

Jack Geurts was born and raised in Melbourne, Australia. He lives on coffee and podcasts and likes to believe that if there is a God, he's got a sense of humour.

He is also developing another humor serial called 'Come Again?' It follows a pair of private detectives, one of whom is Jesus Christ - only Jesus is an angry, bigoted, hard-drinking asshole.

If the very thought of that made you tense up, then this probably isn't the book for you. If, on the other hand, you found yourself smiling - or at the very least, raising an eyebrow - you just might be in the right place.

Welcome to a fast-flowing, faithfully unfaithful, reverently irreverent, humbly boastful re-imagining of the Bible.

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