If you follow me then i will follow you.
Hello! I am on Wattpad because I have no friends or social skills so i am trying to learn. I was born in 1923 during the civil war in George Washingtons barn. My parents abandoned me from a young age and i had to learn how to life all by my self. PM me if you find my parents. I once had a friend but then the farmer took him to a slaughterhouse and i never did see him again. Its okay though because all they ever did was eat the grass. If you know what happened to my friend please PM me. About three years ago a large emu came up to me and told me he was my father. I believed him and he took me too his house. I am not going to describe what happened there but lets just say it did not turn out very well. I escaped that place and ended up in Hoboken, New Jersey, where i got a job as a door to door vaccum cleaner bag salesman. I hate my job because all my clients hate me and i am very poor. If you have a job i could have PM me or post it to my profile or whatever. Did I mention I have no friends? If you want to be my friend just let me know! If you dont have any friends then that would be really nice for you i think. Also I will try to find special people on here to be friends with if you are really special then i will follow you and you can follow me back and we will have a jolly good time being special friends forever. PM ME FOR ANY REASON AT ALL I NEED THE SOCIAL INTERACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR YOU CAN POST ON MY WALL OR ANYTHING BECAUSE I AM DESPERATE!!!!!!
Anyway thanks for sitting through my tragic story and follow me because i need more friends.
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  • JoinedFebruary 27, 2017


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spooky_poo spooky_poo Feb 27, 2017 10:16PM
This is about my life as a kangaroo/dog and you humans can see what thats like https://www.wattpad.com/story/100997553
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