When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the heck you did it.

hello there, beautiful monkey. That could've been offensive, my bad.


Let's see... I like kpop and anime. Its my shit.

I REALLY LOVE PANDAS, like wth, they're perfection in a ball of fluff.

If I had to kiss the most attractive person in the room, I'd kiss myself :')

Okay I'm realising what a lame person I am because I can't think of anything else.

I like dad jokes, memes, video games, marvel and yeah, I also like books although that's pretty obvious.

On a more serious note, no one should ever feel alone, if you're feeling down or need someone to talk to, I gotcha. I'm always free.

That's because my social life is almost as non existent as the money in my bank account.

Thank you

Math is my favourite subject. Fight me.
Okay thank you.
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