secretagentess

Hi there, I'm Hannah. My colleagues call me secret agent Ess. Some of my greater accomplishment have been shrinking to the size of a flea and hiding in a man's toupee, impersonating Bill Gates for a whole twenty-four hours, and kidnapping the president of the United States of America using only a can opener, 3000 feet of rope, and a very quiet goat.

    I post anything that survives the journey from my mind to my computer.

   Drop me a line if you have any questions, want a book cover, or just need to talk to somebody :)