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I am the most awesome nerd on this planet! I am the worlds best Undertale player, I am an amazing magician, I solve cubes on a daily basis, love watching anime, and I have an evil cat named Maple. All of my stories have won many awards and are based on true stories. My friends' Dude and Dude are a big help on my creations so shout out to them. At first, you may think all my stories are goofy comedies, but don't forget they are all based on true stories and have deep, well thought out plots that spread awareness of many important things. If you don't like my stories, at least you can enjoy my profile picture as I look so amazing that you won't be able to stop looking at me. Please let me know how awesome you think my profile picture, and stories are by commenting heartwarming comments like you suck below my books. Also, did you know that peanut butter and squid tentacles go good together? Don't believe me, Try it out yourself!

By the way, have you heard about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink! (get it SOFT drink!) As I can tell you are obviously laughing really hard right now, as I am hilarious! mountains are hill areas too! Support me on Instagram @newdimension and vote for me at the next election because If I'm elected, I will do great stuff. One of my most awesome ideas is to change the national anthem to this.
As I can tell, you all think this is the greatest idea ever so you must elect me even if you don't like the idea.

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Stories by Sean Whittaker
A Billion Banished Souls. by sean12263
A Billion Banished Souls.
A Billion Banished Souls is a short poem about loneliness and true connection written by Sean Whittaker.
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'The story of Maple' Hilarious Book For Nerds! (Maple The Serial Killer Cat) by sean12263
'The story of Maple' Hilarious Boo...
Nobody believes me but this story is based on a true story. The story of maple follows a story of a evil seri...
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Chocolate (poem) by sean12263
Chocolate (poem)
Here is a beautiful 16 line poem that is sure to get your taste-buds running. Who doesn't like chocolate? Bi...
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