I'm afraid of spiders, and can only drink water when it's ice cold. I contend that aliens exist, and that disco will never, truly die. I have a fat cat named White Cheddar, and a devil kitten named Cat Damon. I'm the greatest thing since pre-sliced cheese, and I live in Toronto. I am a dork of massive proportions.
- Toronto, Canada
- JoinedJune 4, 2015
Love vs Tequila: A Party Girl's Struggle #wattys2016 ChickLit
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He broke up with me at my friend's funeral. So what did I do? I broke his nose. The events that followed can only be described as ridiculousness. It was a seaside summer filled with Jagger Bombs, bar fights, bad...