I'm afraid of spiders, and can only drink water when it's ice cold. I contend that aliens exist, and that disco will never, truly die. I have a fat cat named White Cheddar, and a devil kitten named Cat Damon. I'm the greatest thing since pre-sliced cheese, and I live in Toronto. I am a dork of massive proportions.
  • Toronto, Canada
  • JoinedJune 4, 2015


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sarahhisapirate sarahhisapirate Oct 11, 2016 02:50AM
DOTH YOUR EYES DECEIVE YOU?! I'm back, bitches! From a long, long Hiatus. Yep, I just updated, and yep, I'm back for good. LET'S HAVE A SHOT BECAUSE THE QUEEN OF FUCKERY IS BACK!
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