I'm afraid of spiders, and can only drink water when it's ice cold. I contend that aliens exist, and that disco will never, truly die. I have a fat cat named White Cheddar, and a devil kitten named Cat Damon. I'm the greatest thing since pre-sliced cheese, and I live in Toronto. I am a dork of massive proportions.
  • Toronto, Canada
  • JoinedJune 4, 2015


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sarahhisapirate sarahhisapirate Jul 10, 2017 02:45PM
So, it's my birthday. Cheers, my homies!
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Tagged by my boo @_shangri-la_ like a month ago, and I never did it. So here goes!
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