I'm afraid of spiders, and can only drink water when it's ice cold. I contend that aliens exist, and that disco will never, truly die. I have a fat cat named White Cheddar, and a devil kitten named Cat Damon. I'm the greatest thing since pre-sliced cheese, and I live in Toronto. I am a dork of massive proportions.
  • Toronto, Canada
  • JoinedJune 4, 2015


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sarahhisapirate sarahhisapirate Dec 26, 2017 11:03AM
So I’m alive. This chapter was hard to write because I had to get serious for a second. That is not easy for me, my dudes. You’re also probably wondering where the hell I’ve been. Well, if I tell yo...
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