Heya folks! I go by many different names, assbutt, bitch, jerk, angst queen, emo should, and many more, but you can call me Alfie! I'm just your local fandom trashcan. I'm a psychopath with a lot of sass. I'm Allergic to stupidity, it causes me to break out in sarcasm. I'm pretty introverted, but once you get to know me you'll see that I'm excited easily and pretty much a living meme. I have a pretty dark sense of humor and am incredibly awkward. Im in a lot of different fandoms, too many to list so I won't even try.
  • Trapped in my own mind
  • JoinedApril 1, 2017


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random_gay_nerd random_gay_nerd Oct 20, 2017 09:16PM
Who knows what the heathers is? 
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Art book of random
This is just a book of random things I've drawn throughout my time in wattpad
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