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║║╚╚╚╚╝ O Earthlings!

Welcome to my page!
...I'm getting this feeling that I'm going to to trail off awkwardly halfway through this.
I write mainly One Direction Fan Fiction on this account, but other stories may be found here as well :P

LET THIS PAGE DESCEND INTO RANDOM SHENANIGANS

99% of boys are attractive in some way. The other 1% go to your school.

Mouthwash contains more alcohol than wine.

Dolphins are the only mammals, other than humans, that have sex for pleasure.

A stick insect can have sex for upto 72 days.

AWESOME PEOPLE WHO I URGE YOU TO FOLLOW [pwease]

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