║║╚╚╚╚╝ O Earthlings!
Welcome to my page!
...I'm getting this feeling that I'm going to to trail off awkwardly halfway through this.
I write mainly One Direction Fan Fiction on this account, but other stories may be found here as well :P
LET THIS PAGE DESCEND INTO RANDOM SHENANIGANS
99% of boys are attractive in some way. The other 1% go to your school.
Mouthwash contains more alcohol than wine.
Dolphins are the only mammals, other than humans, that have sex for pleasure.
A stick insect can have sex for upto 72 days.
AWESOME PEOPLE WHO I URGE YOU TO FOLLOW [pwease]
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