So... my name is Darby, I'm 15 soon to be 16 ^.^

I watch to many Anime, science fiction, and crime shows to live.

Despite what my location box might say, I live in America.

I play trombone. I'm dreadful, but somehow managed to stay third chair almost all year.

Who has two thumbs and is a Hufflepuff? Me. I'm a Hufflepuff.

I'm an Athiest, I will respect your religion, as long as you don't make me mad.

I love Pusheen, the little cat in my profile picture

I love animals. I've got 3 cats, 8 dogs, and an imaginary platypus.

If you read my stuff vote and comment so I know you're real, and not just in my head.

Crazed youtube fan: Danisnotonfire, Amazingphil, Emma Blackery, Crabstickz, and Glopinkstah to name a few.

Follow my second account @__Jelly__

This is Bunny.
Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain World Domination. Thank you.

TH15 M3554G3 53RV35 TO PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG TH1NG5! R3P0ST 1F Y0U C4N R34D TH15!!!
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Description: George is my platypus, over to the side is an actual photograph of George. This is a list of the things George likes and dislikes, as well as an account of all of our best adventures.


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