To the greatest supervillan of all time, because presentation is the difference between villainy and supervillany: Ollo!

Hi, I'm Noa. First and foremost, I am a Christian. That is the most important thing about me that ever needs to be said.

*stretches* About me, right? Okay...

I love learning new languages, but currently am only fluent in English. I have discovered a love for Russian and am currently attempting to learn it.

The Hogwarts acceptance letter must've gotten lost in the mail, so I left the Shire and stole the TARDIS, all to become a Jedi and go where no man has gone before. Along the way, I teamed up with the Avengers to beat the Cylons and help save the world of Remnant from the Dwarf in the Flask.

Anything I write has a tendency to be fantasy or science fiction. If it's not solely one of those genres, it generally has aspects of it shoved in there.Why?

Because the real world is scarier than anything someone can put onto a page.

Due to busy life, updates are EXTREMELY slow

»My Books«

Inside the Beast's Castle - #1 Fantasy
When Snow Falls - #42 in Fantasy/ #7 in Adventure [Featured]
When Beauty Killed the Beast - #843 in Short Story
The Murders of the Twelve - #869 in Action/ #249 in Mystery/Thriller
Equinox - #150 in Fantasy
Behind the Mask - #226 in Science Fiction

-Ma'am there's only one God and pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.-Captain America

Why should I judge you because your sin is different than mine?-Newsboys

Revelation 21:3-4

And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying, "Look! God's dwelling place is now among the people, and he will dwell with them. They will be his people, and God himself will be with them and be their God. 'He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more deathor mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away."

If you wish to do a translation/audio/fanfic of my stories, ASK FIRST PLEASE.
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