To the greatest supervillan of all time, because presentation is the difference between villainy and supervillany: Ollo!

Y'all call me Noa. It's a pen name I'm relatively fond of, and besides, it works with the puns on my username. First and foremost, I am a Christian. That is the most important thing about me that ever needs to be said.

*stretches* About me, right? Okay...

I love learning new languages, but currently am only fluent in English. I have discovered a love for Russian. Я немного говоришь по-русски, но всё по-английски. It's awesome but dang HARD. If anyone has books or tv shows to recommend in Russian, I'm more than happy to hear!

The Hogwarts acceptance letter must've gotten lost in the mail, so I left the Shire and stole the TARDIS, all to become a Jedi and go where no man has gone before. Along the way, I teamed up with the Avengers to beat the Cylons and help save the world of Remnant from the Dwarf in the Flask.

Most of what I write is science-fiction and/or fantasy. Why?

Because the real world is scarier than anything someone can put onto a page.

I LOVE messages and comments from y'all, but being the socially awkward and procrastinating person I am, I don't reply all the time. Super sorry if I seem rude! It's just my internet weirdness showing.

-We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one.

-Ma'am there's only one God and pretty sure he doesn't dress like that. -Captain America

-Why should I judge you because your sin is different than mine? - Michael Tate

Revelation 21:3-4

And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying, "Look! God's dwelling place is now among the people, and he will dwell with them. They will be his people, and God himself will be with them and be their God. 'He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away."

If you wish to do a translation/audio/fanfic of my stories, ASK FIRST PLEASE.
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