To quote the greatest supervillan of all time, because presentation is the difference between villainy and supervillany: Ollo!

Y'all call me Kidding. I'm way too much of a kid, and half the time my sarcasm doesn't let people know I'm literally kidding. First and foremost, I am a Christian. That is the most important thing about me that ever needs to be said.

*stretches* About me, right? Okay...

I'm a piano major who is slowly dying at the keys of my instrument. I'm also a sports kid and every time I get attached to a hockey team they lose (hear that Hurricanes and Golden Knights?) Figure skating is my first love, but remembering that toepicks exist has gotten interesting. I kind of pop in and out on WP, like a ghost that just won't go away.

The Hogwarts acceptance letter must've gotten lost in the mail, so I left the Shire and stole the TARDIS, all to become a Jedi and go where no man has gone before. Along the way, I teamed up with the Avengers to beat the Cylons and help save the world of Remnant from the Dwarf in the Flask.

I LOVE messages and comments from y'all, but being the socially awkward and procrastinating person I am, I don't reply all the time. Sorry if I seem rude! It's just my internet weirdness showing.

-We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one.

-Ma'am there's only one God and pretty sure he doesn't dress like that. -Captain America

-Why should I judge you because your sin is different than mine? - Michael Tate

-I love you 3000

Revelation 21:3-4

And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying, 'Look! God's dwelling place is now among the people, and he will dwell with them. They will be his people, and God himself will be with them and be their God. 'He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away.'
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Hey everyone! Hopping in to say that the awesome folks over at @retold gave Inside the Beast's Castle book of the month for July and let me to a really fun interview where I got to be slightly chaoti...
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