"human equivalent of gas station sushi"
hi, i'm that token jewish friend in the group of kids you hung out with during freshman year, eon.
aka a child whose true loves are the six wives of henry viii, veronica sawyer, microwaveable mac n' cheese from trader joe's, elvis presley's voice, and every drag queen, ever.
as i have literally (yes, literally, as in not figuratively, as in- okay you get it) never finished anything that i've started writing, you will most likely never see me publish anything on here ahah, oops?
previously (super emo) names:
- laughing at history memes
- JoinedSeptember 3, 2014