I'm a lawyer-turned-copywriter who has published Pushcart Prize-nominated short fiction and humor in numerous places in print and online, including often at McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Barnes & Noble's "Grin and Tonic" column, and Mulholland Books' erstwhile Popcorn Fiction. I am the author of CHAMPION AT THE BIT, TAKING IVY SERIOUSLY, and WHIMSY & SODA (a collection of stories that got the attention of the P.G. Wodehouse literary estate) ...and co-author of the well-received and -regarded GOVERNMENT MANUAL series of humor books (Andrews McMeel). My short fiction has been described as Dahl-like, my longer works as (Christopher) Moore-ish and (Jasper) Fforde-sque. I am also a co-founder and editor of the humor publication How Pants Work on Medium, which boasts 26,000+ followers at present.
  • New York
  • JoinedJanuary 23, 2019



Stories by Matthew David Brozik
DANGER ...With a Hard G by mdbrozik
DANGER ...With a Hard G
Harrison Danger Bennett is a private investigator. He has an office, a secretary, and a gun that he keeps unl...
Farewell, My Babboo by mdbrozik
Farewell, My Babboo
Private detective Lionel van Pelt is on the case... but he's not working for peanuts anymore.