The only straight I am is a straight up bitch. 

Hi I'm bi as hell. Anyone who opposes can kiss my half-gay ass. Welcome to my Wattpad page. Be aware that this will be fairly similar to entering hell. My fics sucks so hard please don't read them. My first books are almost as bad as My Immortal. P̶l̶e̶a̶s̶e̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶.


My Sketchbook: Idk whenever I make decent art
Rewrite The Stars: C̶u̶r̶r̶e̶n̶t̶l̶y̶ ̶b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶w̶r̶i̶t̶t̶e̶n̶ being procrastinated like hell.
Literally everything else: completed/discontinued

Feel free to message me, I would love to have more internet friends! Especially if you like South Park, Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, etc.

I think I'm coming off as rude through this bio. No I'm actually really nice and have a lot of empathy for other people and think 90% of people deserve more hugs. I'd give them but I'm awkward as hell.


Here's an unnecessary list of all my favorite ships!

Creek, Bunny, Style....

Oh I like Kyman too fite me

I share a birthday with my favorite SP character and I must say that I feel so blessed-


Hi if you ever see me irl, please hug me I'm desperate for affection. I'm actually being serious, I'm dESPERATE LOVE ME.

I share a birthday with Mark Zuckerberg, George Lucas, Ryland Adams, TheOdd1sOut, and Martin Garrix. I'M REALLY SHOOK ESPECIALLY ABOUT RYLAND I LOVE SHANE DAWSON

#Jimmy Valmer is a member of Craig's Gang #Stop leaving him out #Cowards #My son deserves appreciation #Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

This was weird goodbye
  • Crying over Jimmy Valmer, my sweet boyo
  • JoinedSeptember 10, 2015

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