I am starting a new contract, and probably will have forgotten about wattpad by the time I finish. My best friend from high school's little brother is going to continue my stories for me. His username I will have to find out. Be warned: I trained him, so he will be a  lot like me (but I am worried he'll kill off Lillian. He hates snails.). So remember that you will probably be destroyed by my successor’s negativity. He is even worse than me, and likes reading the same kind of thing
Until hell freezes over,
Genius at law
Chairman Mao of Empirical Empire
Killer of squirrels
Eater of an Ibex
Son of Wat
Defeater of Skeletron Prime*
Wielder of the Copper Shortsword*
This is Steve. Copy and paste Steve to your profile to help him gain World Domination

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As a gamer, I play a lot of Terraria
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@Darrell_Pitt Yes. I love Star Trek.
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