HEY!!! the names Wanda, Wanda Wilson. Now, I just want to say one thing before we get started on the intro. Wade is here to "help", whatever he means by that.
Wade: sup readers! Isn't she just the best. *gushes*
*pulls out pistol* I know I am, the readers already know that. But you know what Author said about breaking the 4th wall, she told me to-
Both: shoot him in the ass.
Wade: uhhh....fine then get on with the intro while I sit here and eat some tacos *pulls out bag and eats tacos*
Riiiight....... anyways, we're was i...Oh yeah! I'm Wanda, blah blah blah, you already know. But the point is, I'm awsome, and beautiful and amazing and wonderful and-
Wade: *throws taco at Wanda* we get it, your a chick version of me, get on with the intro, we got some 'business' to finish.
Right! So welcome to my page *grins*
I'm so exited to hang with you *grabs reader and rubs cheeks together*
Wade: *pouts* I thought I was the only one you rub cheeks with....
Oh shut up! Anyways reader, I'm pretty sure we won't finish this intro so I'll cut it short. Got some books here, read them, there good. Got some thoughts, share them. Got hate, share it so I can shoot you in the face *pulls out two pistols* love you reader!
Now, I got me a Wade to finish!
Wade: yay! * jumps up and down*
*both walk away*
......well, never trust two insane killers to do your intro. Hey guys it me Author! As you can probably see I like to rp as lady deadpool. So if you want to rp, that's fine. I got a book out, hope you can take the time to read it. I'm also thinking of starting another one, that one's comming soon. Anyways, hope you have a great day, love you guys! Byee!!!♡♡♡
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- JoinedJune 19, 2016