Harshi

Welco- Wait!   *shoves a hand in your face*   First answer this before you start scanning my profile like a fuckin' FBI agent.

"What the Diary milk silk are the birds so excited about at five in the 
morning?"

Imma....

Sweet as sugar 
Hard as ice
Annoy me once

I'll kill you twice -_- 

(just like T T)

Nah, just kidding! Do you really think I'm so damn desperate to get rid of you that I'll kill you so quickly? *looks at you like a maniac who just ran away from Agra's Pagalkhana* 

By the way, as you've come here without making any noise which might alert your mom about your stalker-ish personality, you wanna know something about me, right or left?

So, here are a few things about meh *points at myself like a cool dude* which might trigger you to 2012 and back.

Four: If you text meh first then it's your job to keep the conversation going on. Goat it? *raises a Charlie Puth's kinda eyebrow*

Three: I don't judge people on the basis of their color, race, religion, sexuality or size. I judge them on whether or not they are an "asshole in the wall"

Two: I just recently stepped on a cornflake. So, now, I'm officially a cereal killer. 

So, don't mess with meh, bud, or you know (No, you really don't) what I'll do to your precious body in the middle of a summer night. *gives you a Voldemort wala look*

One: I was unbelievably good at maths until they decided to add freaking alphabets with the numbers. 

Tell me, why someone would do such a horrendous thing to a poor like me?! *gives you a questioning look*  Why? *eyes waters* Just, just why?

{PS: I hate CBSE. CBSE hi hi!! Hey, I'm just saying hi to CBSE. Don't misunderstand this, okay?}

*brightens up the next instant* So, I think, that's all you have to know about me. Wanna know more? *wiggles my eyebrows*

*gives you a Melody toffee*

 Melody khao khud jaan jao *smiles cheekily*