My name is Kennedy Trent, and I'm from Ohio. I'm not a particularly interesting person, in my own opinion, but sometimes people tell me I'm funny when I'm trying to be mean. The life of a smartass can be a challenging one. 

The proper way to pronounce often is "offen." No t. I don't even care who I offend with this😂.

I like rain, cats, pizza, Gatorade, hockey, and scented candles.

My favorite screamo band is probably Big Time Rush.

I want a pet lizard. That would be so cool. Like, can someone buy me one? I'll love you forever.

The fictional character I relate to the most is Stingy from LazyTown.

My feet are always cold. Literally always.

I consider myself to be a human trash can.

The best thing about me is my ability to park crooked 2000% of the time. I never cease to amaze my friends and family.

I have the strange habit of calling food "sexy."

I have woken up with scissors in my bed on several different occasions. I have no explanation for this phenomenon.
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kennedy_trent kennedy_trent Jun 02, 2019 06:29PM
Hello! I just published a new book called One for the Road, and I'd really appreciate it if you'd check it out! I'm especially excited to first publish it during Pride Month, since the main character...
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