My name is Kennedy Trent, and I'm from Ohio. I'm not a particularly interesting person, in my own opinion, but sometimes people tell me I'm funny when I'm trying to be mean. The life of a smartass can be a challenging one. 

PSA TO OLD MEN: If you feel the need to send me any of that "hello dear" shit, don't waste your time. I know I'm cute, but that's not why I'm here. Move along.

The proper way to pronounce often is "offen." No t. I don't even care who I offend with this😂.

My favorite screamo band is probably Big Time Rush.

Occasionally I tweet things. You should follow me @ken_tren, and I'll follow you back! You can also follow some of my writing processes and the other dumb stuff I do on my Instagram: @ktrentwrites

My Spotify has playlists for my books, and other songs I appreciate:

My favorite song lyric in the history of ever is "in the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey." -Beck

The fictional character I relate to the most is Stingy from LazyTown.

My feet are always cold. Literally always.

The best thing about me is my ability to park crooked 2000% of the time. I never cease to amaze my friends and family.

I have the strange habit of calling food "sexy."

I have woken up with scissors in my bed on several different occasions. I have no explanation for this phenomenon.
  • Ohio, USA
  • JoinedApril 2, 2017

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